Right. Figured you guys needed an update on the Craptastic Adventures of Internet Person #Who's-Really-Keeping-Track. I could be wrong (wouldn't doubt that), but why take the risk?

O-kay! Sara had another seizure, first one in a month. I was wrong about the perscription pills she's been given; it's epilepsy. On the bright side, no one can accuse her of being addicted to anything.

School starts back up in... Wow, 13 days. From June 9th to July 29th... It sorta seems like the summer break keeps getting shorter. Innocent change in the calendar, or attempt to use the building's lack of openable windows, locked doors, and chainlink fence to further oppress the inquisitve mind? I'm on to you, [Name Withhheld] High School! I'm on to you and your plans to revive Hitlersaurus, and I will stop you!

AP Exam results are in. A two out of a possible six. Oh, the shame.

Writing is... At a standstill for the moment, but the funk shall leave. How? Pure force of will. Why? Because nothing can stand against a very determined midget. In an Ozzfest shirt. It has Satan on a toilet seat. Come on.

To end this on a positive note, HOLY COW A GIANT ROCK! All glory to the giant rock!!!